Thu, 29 March 2007 "I'm warding off terrorists." |
Sun, 25 March 2007 "This is Bart digging his grave." |
Mon, 19 March 2007 "I once dressed up like Leonard Nimoy for sex" |
Thu, 15 March 2007 "Because two cheats ago you fucked someone I went to high school with." |
Mon, 12 March 2007 "I'm not dateable material." |
Thu, 8 March 2007 "C'mere. Wanna crash a car?" |
Mon, 5 March 2007 "What was the theme of the party, Alcoholism?" |

