Night Shift Podcast

#74 - Season Finale

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:05:00 GMT

The last episode recorded in Buffalo...

#73 - New Hiatus

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:48:00 GMT

Where the hell has the show been?

#72 - Fake Holiday Weekend

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 4 Jun 2007 22:44:00 GMT

"Stop taking acid and watching The Exorcist."

#71 - Secret Ingredient

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Wed, 30 May 2007 03:49:00 GMT

Guess What's in the Special Sauce.

#70 - Escorted Out

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 22 May 2007 01:58:00 GMT

"Throw in a case of cat food and you have a deal."

#69 - A Very Special Episode

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 17 May 2007 03:06:00 GMT

"Bravo, Social Studies. Bravo, New York school systems."

#68 - Return to Glory

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Sun, 13 May 2007 20:50:00 GMT

"I believe the word you're looking for was Sussudio"

#67 - But I Play One On TV

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 8 May 2007 02:10:00 GMT

"Shit's not firing right in this little brain of mine."

#66 - Prize Patrol

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 4 May 2007 23:42:00 GMT

Fat, lazy Americans talking.

#65 - Trifecta

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Wed, 2 May 2007 00:17:00 GMT

"No, it wasn't opposite day. I know when opposite day comes.â

#64 - Repaulting

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:49:00 GMT

Facts VS Beer

#63 - Will The Real Phil Please Stand Up

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:57:00 GMT

66.666% Night Shift

#62 - Something Smells Rotten

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:35:00 GMT

"I don't know how to deal with real people."

#61 - The Luge

show@nightshiftpodcast — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:52:00 GMT

"And make sure you don't have sex with me later."

#60 - If We Were #1

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:40:00 GMT

"Youâve pretty much bastardized and watered the scene down completely."

#59 - Missed Connections

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 5 Apr 2007 05:34:00 GMT

"Good - the mics aren't picking that up."

#58 - Hit the Big Time

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 2 Apr 2007 03:37:00 GMT

"Show us your little art project."

#57 - 25 Flaws

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:52:00 GMT

"I'm warding off terrorists."

#56 - Prankster

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:55:00 GMT

"This is Bart digging his grave."

#55 - Clean and Sober

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:51:00 GMT

"I once dressed up like Leonard Nimoy for sex"

#54 - For The Ladies

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:15:00 GMT

"Because two cheats ago you fucked someone I went to high school with."

#53 - Mr. Wonderful

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:21:00 GMT

"I'm not dateable material."

#52 - Mr. Yukk

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 06:29:00 GMT

"C'mere. Wanna crash a car?"

#51 - The New Style

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 5 Mar 2007 06:19:00 GMT

"What was the theme of the party, Alcoholism?"

#50 - Fact Checker

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 00:54:00 GMT

"This is like the Oscars for monsters."

#49 - The Science Fair

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:37:00 GMT

"I have a bit of a natural slur"

#48 - Power Hour

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:30:00 GMT

"The only thing going against her is, y'know, hundreds of millions of dollars."

#47 - Even More Rambo

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:18:00 GMT

"I don't stick my dick into contraptions"

#46 - Your Next President

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 8 Feb 2007 03:50:00 GMT

"Making out with your uncle has never been so satisfying"

#45 - Hiatus

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Sat, 3 Feb 2007 08:30:00 GMT

"We'll bash your company for money!"

#44 - Target Demographics

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:44:00 GMT

"We're married, she can't leave."

#43 - Bipartisan Pessimism

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:55:00 GMT

"Stop trying to fuck our listeners"

#42 - Your Fetish is Normal

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:59:00 GMT

You're either aroused or offended by what we're talking about

#41 - Spoiler Alert

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:55:00 GMT

"I hate two things: me, and you"

#40 - Over the Hill

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:58:00 GMT

"I have SOME kind of morals"

#39 - Disclaimer: We have a Disclaimer

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:58:00 GMT

"How do you get government cheese?"

#38 - Wholesale Kryptonite

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 8 Jan 2007 04:00:00 GMT

"Is the a serious call or not a serious call?"

#37 - No Whammies

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 4 Jan 2007 04:47:00 GMT

"That baby's got a little dick, even for a baby."

#36 - Lazy Clip Show

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 1 Jan 2007 01:49:00 GMT

We have a very special host for this extraviganza of recycled clips

#35 - Beating Our Meat

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:24:00 GMT

"I come here just to learn things. Like who's still dead."

#34 - Capicola Bayonet

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:56:00 GMT

"Maybe a titty will fall out in this thing"

#33 - Christmas Spam

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:47:00 GMT

They're coming out of the woodwork after last show

#32 - I Don't Want to Get off on a Rant Here

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:57:00 GMT

Who has less dignity? Fallen celebrities in porn, or the people watching?

#31 - The Incriminating Episode

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:30:00 GMT

"Why do I feel guilty? He's the one that can't fucking read."

#30 - Going on-the-Record

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 7 Dec 2006 04:49:00 GMT

We go on-the-record about a bunch of stuff, without our lawyers present

#29 - Three's Company

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 4 Dec 2006 04:19:00 GMT

"I just admitted I steal laxatives"

#28 - Talk to your Grandma

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:59:00 GMT

"People come to my house and feed me."

#27 - Get Rich Slow Scheme

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:52:00 GMT

All these internet scams make us long for the days of old-fashioned pyramid schemes

#26 - Hated Loved Ones

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:07:00 GMT

We're all competitive eaters on Thanksgiving

#25 - Win, Lose or Shart

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT

Listener mail, gaming with Limeys, we hate on marketing. And one of us sharted in public.

#24 - I'll Burn You A Copy

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:00:00 GMT

The only thing worse than watching MTV is their flickering logo in the corner of your TV

#23 - High Speed Dubbing

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:09:00 GMT

Internet killed the record store

#22 - Third Time is a Charm

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 9 Nov 2006 07:16:00 GMT

Third Time? That was, like, Sixty-Two Times ago.

#21 - 3 Days Late and 504 Dollars Short

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Wed, 8 Nov 2006 06:48:00 GMT

"Like, a Thousand Dudes"

#20 - Permission to Kill A Million Babies

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 2 Nov 2006 06:32:00 GMT

The Government Made Me Do It

Halloween Autobahn

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:29:00 GMT

Murder Death Kill

How Prevalent are Moats?

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:36:00 GMT

Phil's sister Camille lets us in on a secret: everything in Scotland is deep fried. Except moats.

The Whole Party Was Fucked

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:45:00 GMT

Even without power we got tons of juice

Our Quarter is Up on the Glass

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:02:00 GMT

"I can't feel my face." Unfortunately, not a quote regarding us fighting Uwe Boll

LIVE @ Sitacon

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:25:00 GMT

A freakishly hyperactive slice of what we were doing up at Sitacon

They Call Me Wall Street Kid

Tue, 3 Oct 2006 02:33:00 GMT

Despite what Bart says, no, they don't.

Johnny Number Five

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:29:00 GMT

We go crazy with listener input putting that fake robot from that fake movie to shame

Damn Honkies

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:38:00 GMT

Hung-over Whitey #1 teaches Hung-over Whitey #2 what a "lizzy" is

Big business takes a big shit on Monopoly

show@nightshiftpodcast.com — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:54:00 GMT

Your childhood has been taken over by product placement. Now you can relive the trauma with your favorite brands!

Moustaches are a state of mind

Sat, 9 Sep 2006 01:46:00 GMT

Bart's gonna be writing letters to some guy in prison next year. And Phil's gonna edit them.

(Competitively) Eat Your Heart Out

Sun, 3 Sep 2006 04:30:00 GMT

How are you supposed to see the Virgin Mary in your grilled cheese if you eat 47 of them in ten minutes?

There is no Preseason for Failure

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:39:00 GMT

Things that didn't burst into flames at the demo derby: John Madden, Canadian Bob and Final Fantasy Whatever

Kid Icarus Gets a Visa

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:53:00 GMT

What do a DWI-fueled car crash and a demolition derby have in common? They're both on our rÃsumÃs.

There Is No Calculator For Felon Math

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:00:00 GMT

If you're on a scavenger hunt where you need a podcast that contains a meltdown due to the game show Card Sharks, check that shit off right after you listen

The Reason Al Gore Invented the Internet

Tue, 1 Aug 2006 05:22:00 GMT

Where to purchase, like, actual feces, Bart's trip to Tijuana, and we plead for tomorrow's diet pill today

Spandex + Pelvis + Mannequins = Art

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:22:00 GMT

Bart ponders entering contests for a living while Phil suggests he slit his writs with a 6-blade razor. Old people writing letters, that creepy torso, and why aren't you posting on the forum?

The Time We Invented Diet Tussin

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:13:00 GMT

Listen as we find hidden glamour in online gambling and abuse of over-the-counter cough medicine. The result? Ingenious inventions.

No More Unlimited Wishes

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:49:00 GMT

Secrets revealed: ill-informed people still wax-idiotic about Bigfoot. We got the inside tip on mythological creatures: Genies, Leprechauns and a world without internet porn.

Only Mac Users Matter

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:06:00 GMT

If you joke about what you secretly feel, that makes the both of us cutters. Bart corrects Phil for referring to the Magic Box as "a computer."